Fodcimfen is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, idiotic dingo.

Fodcimfen created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodcimfen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fodcimfen, it will remove you from existence.

Fodcimfen's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fodcimfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Retreat if seven badgers approach from the south.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.