Cumhoggup is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, vain tortoise.

Cumhoggup created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumhoggup, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cumhoggup, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cumhoggup's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cumhoggup's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue monkeys, for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Cumhoggup's priests.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear green clothing.