Libnurquag Fobdunbig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking narwhal.

Libnurquag Fobdunbig created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Libnurquag Fobdunbig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Libnurquag Fobdunbig, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Libnurquag Fobdunbig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Libnurquag Fobdunbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.