Pombeprag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, almighty cow.

Pombeprag created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pombeprag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pombeprag, she will turn you into a tree.

Pombeprag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Pombeprag's Holy Commandments

1. Pombeprag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Put Pombeprag first in all things.

3. Run away from purple aardvarks, for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never mention grasshopers.