Xinyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing deer.

Xinyarp created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinyarp, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xinyarp, she will be very unhappy.

Xinyarp's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Xinyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not take Xinyarp's name in vain.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.