Wipstafwapmil Witnadlist Targsidget is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, irritating otter.

Wipstafwapmil Witnadlist Targsidget created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipstafwapmil Witnadlist Targsidget, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wipstafwapmil Witnadlist Targsidget, it will throw large rocks at you.

Wipstafwapmil Witnadlist Targsidget's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Wipstafwapmil Witnadlist Targsidget's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Worship no other gods but Wipstafwapmil Witnadlist Targsidget.

3. Always help sick mites.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help voles in need.