Veggodtunrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, uncaring coyote.

Veggodtunrutt created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veggodtunrutt, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Veggodtunrutt, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Veggodtunrutt's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Veggodtunrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never hurt geese.

3. You must love Veggodtunrutt.

4. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the north.

5. Do not kill bats.