Pignarhad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish dryad.

Pignarhad created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Pignarhad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pignarhad, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pignarhad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Pignarhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Hide if eight foxes approach from the north.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never eat green fruit.