Ditranbom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain tortoise.

Ditranbom created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditranbom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ditranbom, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ditranbom's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ditranbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never look in ponds.