Vingovfit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, competent wyvern.

Vingovfit created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vingovfit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vingovfit, he will not care at all.

Vingovfit's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Vingovfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill turtles.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never skip near ants.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think ill of sick nematodes.