Cutzedflab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, self-assured dingo.

Cutzedflab created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutzedflab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cutzedflab, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cutzedflab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cutzedflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Run away if three badgers approach from the east.

5. Never sing in the presence of shrews.