Bopgigfit is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, tranquil guinea pig.

Bopgigfit created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopgigfit, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bopgigfit, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bopgigfit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bopgigfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.