Larndisspag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful octopus.

Larndisspag created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larndisspag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Larndisspag, she will throw large rocks at you.

Larndisspag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Larndisspag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Never hurt grasshopers.

3. Run away from white capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must love Larndisspag.