Rulmifvin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain hedgehog.

Rulmifvin created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulmifvin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rulmifvin, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rulmifvin's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Rulmifvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never think about gravity.