Likfabripvon is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent salamander.

Likfabripvon created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Likfabripvon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Likfabripvon, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Likfabripvon's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Likfabripvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Feed all hungry monkeys.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Do not cook food in pots.