Badbifwit is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, impressive crane.

Badbifwit created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badbifwit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Badbifwit, it will destroy your home planet.

Badbifwit's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Badbifwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of manatees.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Never talk about fire.