Meglarphap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, ill-tempered shrew.

Meglarphap created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Meglarphap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Meglarphap, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Meglarphap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Meglarphap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat bark.