Ortdossjab Zogfubxin is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, merciful
hyena.
Ortdossjab Zogfubxin created humanity three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ortdossjab Zogfubxin, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Ortdossjab Zogfubxin, he will not care.
Ortdossjab Zogfubxin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Ortdossjab Zogfubxin's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Always wear purple.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Ortdossjab Zogfubxin loves sheep, so they must be respected.
5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.