Pakhatgun is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage
narwhal.
Pakhatgun created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pakhatgun, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Pakhatgun, he will destroy your home planet.
Pakhatgun's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Pakhatgun's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
2. Do not dye your hair blue.
3. Do not kill ants.
4. Never paint your chest green.
5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Pakhatgun on top of all buildings.