Listdapsand is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, conceited newt.

Listdapsand created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Listdapsand, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Listdapsand, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Listdapsand's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Listdapsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Do not take Listdapsand's name in vain.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.