Madzetgad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest beaver.

Madzetgad created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madzetgad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Madzetgad, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Madzetgad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Madzetgad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four rats approach from the east.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Madzetgad must be the most important thing in your life.