Fumwikgenpod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering newt.

Fumwikgenpod created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fumwikgenpod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fumwikgenpod, it will turn you into a puffin.

Fumwikgenpod's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fumwikgenpod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four titanium sculptures of Fumwikgenpod on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.