Sawzabfit is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, astonishing grasshopper.

Sawzabfit created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Sawzabfit, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sawzabfit, it will ignore you.

Sawzabfit's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sawzabfit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.