Cisslattab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, conceited yak.

Cisslattab created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Cisslattab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cisslattab, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cisslattab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cisslattab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cisslattab.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cisslattab on top of all buildings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never talk about moths.