Godpigbom is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing bat.

Godpigbom created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godpigbom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Godpigbom, it will throw large rocks at you.

Godpigbom's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Godpigbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.