Limbatnabtipwig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, confident eagle.

Limbatnabtipwig created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Limbatnabtipwig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Limbatnabtipwig, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Limbatnabtipwig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Limbatnabtipwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Limbatnabtipwig.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never eat figs.