Limbatnabtipwig is a god.
It takes the form of a large, confident
eagle.
Limbatnabtipwig created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Limbatnabtipwig, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Limbatnabtipwig, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Limbatnabtipwig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Limbatnabtipwig's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not wear tin on your body.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Limbatnabtipwig.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never eat figs.