Listpakcep is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent hyena.

Listpakcep created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listpakcep, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Listpakcep, he will come to you in dreams.

Listpakcep's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Listpakcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of eagles.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Listpakcep.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.