Kopsakfat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome giraffe.

Kopsakfat created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopsakfat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kopsakfat, she will turn you into a hamster.

Kopsakfat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Kopsakfat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Feed all hungry whales.