Tagvabster is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, charitable wasp.

Tagvabster created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagvabster, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tagvabster, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tagvabster's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tagvabster's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not hurt sharks.

4. Always help sick aardvarks.

5. Always obey Tagvabster's priests.