Didrutsin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, overgenerous mole.

Didrutsin created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didrutsin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Didrutsin, she will throw large rocks at you.

Didrutsin's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Didrutsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Didrutsin loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. Feed all hungry monkeys.

5. Always look after injured foxes.