Jenmitdap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able gnu.

Jenmitdap created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Jenmitdap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jenmitdap, she will turn you into a tree.

Jenmitdap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Jenmitdap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Jenmitdap.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Worship no other gods but Jenmitdap.

5. Do not make images of living things.