Xuckjiphog is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, happy
horse.
Xuckjiphog created snails two million years ago.
If you believe in
Xuckjiphog, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Xuckjiphog, it will destroy your home planet.
Xuckjiphog's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Xuckjiphog's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Xuckjiphog loves doves, so they must be respected.
3. Do not shave your legs.
4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.
5. Never eat green fruit.