Gebgemgut is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gebgemgut created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gebgemgut, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gebgemgut, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Gebgemgut's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gebgemgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help horses.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help sick rats.