Zedcetdap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive otter.

Zedcetdap created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedcetdap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zedcetdap, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Zedcetdap's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Zedcetdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zedcetdap's name in vain.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Put Zedcetdap first in all things.