Jennancip Rowmigpib Funnilljen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing penguin.

Jennancip Rowmigpib Funnilljen created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jennancip Rowmigpib Funnilljen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jennancip Rowmigpib Funnilljen, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jennancip Rowmigpib Funnilljen's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Jennancip Rowmigpib Funnilljen's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. You must pray to Jennancip Rowmigpib Funnilljen five times a day.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.