Dubcepgess is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair sheep.

Dubcepgess created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubcepgess, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dubcepgess, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Dubcepgess' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dubcepgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never mention tortoises.

3. Never sing in the presence of snails.

4. Run away from indigo great tits, for they are unholy.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.