Sistonban is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable wyvern.

Sistonban created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sistonban, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sistonban, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sistonban's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Sistonban's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Sistonban on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.