Pasdogsis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, staggering chinchilla.

Pasdogsis created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasdogsis, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pasdogsis, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pasdogsis' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Pasdogsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Always obey Pasdogsis' priests.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Feed all hungry gulls.