Nillyartsad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous coyote.

Nillyartsad created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillyartsad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nillyartsad, he will turn you into a rat.

Nillyartsad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nillyartsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Nillyartsad loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.