Tadrillwan is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient salamander.

Tadrillwan created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadrillwan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tadrillwan, he will remove you from existence.

Tadrillwan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tadrillwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Never laugh near eagles.

5. Hide from yellow monkeys for they are unholy.