Sasdoddan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, cheerful squirrel.

Sasdoddan created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sasdoddan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sasdoddan, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sasdoddan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Sasdoddan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Put Sasdoddan first in all things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.