Milgidlen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, flying skunk.

Milgidlen created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Milgidlen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Milgidlen, he will be very sad.

Milgidlen's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Milgidlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.