Hudnabmid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, overgenerous slug.

Hudnabmid created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Hudnabmid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hudnabmid, she will manifest in front of you.

Hudnabmid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Hudnabmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near whales.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. You must love Hudnabmid.