Sogkamwabdusslinwap is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking
deer.
Sogkamwabdusslinwap created humanity four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sogkamwabdusslinwap, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Sogkamwabdusslinwap, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Sogkamwabdusslinwap's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Sogkamwabdusslinwap's Holy Commandments1. Run away if five gulls approach from the west.
2. Do not wear silicon on your body.
3. Never eat strawberries.
4. Never talk about mites.
5. Never look at stars.