Kondan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited pig.

Kondan created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kondan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kondan, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kondan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Kondan's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never hurt pigs.