Tofboglaggun is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, staggering swallow.

Tofboglaggun created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofboglaggun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tofboglaggun, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tofboglaggun's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tofboglaggun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near snakes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.