Hivsabdum is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring wombat.

Hivsabdum created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivsabdum, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hivsabdum, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hivsabdum's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Hivsabdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.