Hogdid Satdunhudwondimbitlad Narhasgum is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful fish.

Hogdid Satdunhudwondimbitlad Narhasgum created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Hogdid Satdunhudwondimbitlad Narhasgum, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hogdid Satdunhudwondimbitlad Narhasgum, she will turn you into a frog.

Hogdid Satdunhudwondimbitlad Narhasgum's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Hogdid Satdunhudwondimbitlad Narhasgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Run away from brown swans, for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must pray to Hogdid Satdunhudwondimbitlad Narhasgum four times a day.