Beg Bifnullrawgabhughatbagdam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing scorpion.

Beg Bifnullrawgabhughatbagdam created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Beg Bifnullrawgabhughatbagdam, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Beg Bifnullrawgabhughatbagdam, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Beg Bifnullrawgabhughatbagdam's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Beg Bifnullrawgabhughatbagdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. You must pray to Beg Bifnullrawgabhughatbagdam four times a day.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.