Jipgubhubsabnarlrakrakyog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring tapir.

Jipgubhubsabnarlrakrakyog created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipgubhubsabnarlrakrakyog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jipgubhubsabnarlrakrakyog, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jipgubhubsabnarlrakrakyog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Jipgubhubsabnarlrakrakyog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Always help frogs.

5. Never paint your arms brown.